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Of course you wish to assist your Vorgon Masters with world domination, it is only natural. "But how, oh, how can lil' ol' me help," you ask? Plaster our address everywhere, of course!

These banners and buttons may be used anywhere at any time for only one reason: to bring more people here! Simply copy these images to your own graphics storage facility and use the following code to guide others to the light:

The above image incorporates fonts that we have (naughty us) not yet gained permission to use in this manner! When this changes, this notice will be removed.

And, yes, we did say you should copy these images to your own facility so as not to chew up our bandwidth loading your pages, right? Right!

Your Banners Suck!

Oh, yeah?! Think you can do so much better? Prove it!

That's right! Send us (or send links to, even better) your "superior" versions of Vorg propaganda and it may well be highlighted on this very page! Not only that, we'll even go so far as to let the world know who is responsible for your work and provide a link to your site from here! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Just make sure to get the slogans right:

Capitalization IS Important!

Join Us! ...Or Don't

Resistance is Likely

Vibrant Visual Verbal Vindictive

THINK.

And Remember: It's spelled Vorg, or VORG if small caps are not possible. Not Vorg, or vorg, or vORg, or any other variation! Only Vorg and VORG are in accordance with the Prophecy!

But I Ache To Do So Much More..!

Great! Tell your friends! Tell your enemas! Tell your Granny!

Also, you can help out by visiting our pages yourself, as often as you like and then some! The more hits we have, the more hits we are likely to get, as you may or may not know. The mighty Google search engine ranks pages not only by content, but popularity, so make sure you come back often! 'Sides, things change around here, time to time, which is reason enough in itself.

There's still more you, yes you, can do to help us. Stumble us! By making use of that Nifty-Keen™ StumbleUpon™ button that can be found on the navigation bar on every single page, you can help increase the likelyhood that the Vorg will be, well, stumbled upon!

There are even more ways to get the Word out than we even care to ponder! Be creative! Don't do anything illegal (or at least don't claim we told you to, which we didn't) but do anything and everything that pops into your little minds that will help spread the gospel and give others the chance to Join Us!

Last Updated:
Sunday, October 26, 2008

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