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A lifetime of searching has paid off at long last: You have found us!

Welcome brave traveler!
The path leading you here, to this page, at this moment, to read these words, was stamped into the shape of the Universe at the first moment of Creation. You are here for a reason.
So are we. Let us begin!

There is much to see, far too much to go into detail about now, and there is more almost every day. You had better get started...

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The Night swoons in your warm embrace and the Sun is blinded by your glory and how, one might wonder, did one achieve such power? By the Will of your Vorgon Masters, in accordance with the Prophecy, the world, the worlds, are yours for the taking! Here, in this place, the Breath of Life flows from your mouth and the the Earth shudders beneath your touch. Here you have the power of a god, for nothing is so far beyond your grasp that you could not have it. You need only command, and all things are yours for the taking.

Now is the time! Time to reshape Universe in your image! Time to change that silly world of flesh-things! Time for the Revolution! Too long have gibbering madmen been in control of your destiny, diet, and dieties! Rise up!

Vengeance Vindicates Valiant Victory!

Bullies Beat Up My Inner Child

Understand that we mean no offense when we refer to humans as weak-willed sheep that believe whatever meaningless drivel is dripped like poisoned honey into their gullible ears, as pathetic losers on a cosmic scale, or as scabrous parasites infesting an infinitesimal speck in an infinite Universe. Don't get us wrong, some of our favorite pets are humans, but we wouldn't invite them to dinner.

Humanity needs a new breed of leader! Humanity needs the Vorg! Far too long have the worst of humanity's ills been inflicted by humanity! It is time for humans to be abused in a fresh, new way.

Do not settle for the lesser evil!

If Time Is Money, How Do I Open a Savings Account?

Fear not! If you have read even this far, your very Humanity is surely in question. You might, even without realizing it, be one of us! Gooble-Gobble! We are told by many, varied sources that the world ends soon. Let us hope they are mistaken, for we have only just begun! Yes, we could have started yesterday but, if the world ends tomorrow, would it have made any difference, whatsoever? Nay, we say, there is still time! Time to get things right! Time enough to push back the Apocalypse and prove to the Universe that this world does matter!

I Am In Shape! Round Is a Shape!

It is time we put aside our petty differences, even between Human and Vorgon, and whip this world into a better state! Effectively trapped we all are upon this pretty rock hurtling through space (and time) and we must all do our part to make this world a better place before some tragic, yet avoidable, cosmic calamity brings Doom to us all.

Rise up!

Join Us! ... Or Don't

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Blood in the Water Makes It Thicker

Stop listening to the pretty lies of human "society" and start telling a few of your own! Your mundane life is the thrilling fiction of a world ruled by intelligent amoebas! Naked blades cut to the hot, wet center of the debate! Shrug off the yoke of petty human wage-slavers and adorn yourself with the psychotic chains of Vorgon cruelty!

Wake up to a new reality of your own creation and step out of the doomed world thrust upon you by blind idiots so busy scratching each other's backs that they don't realize they are on fire.

Fun, Fun, Fun 'Til Government Takes That Away, Too

In English, "evil" is to "live" as "devil" is to "lived". Law and Justice are twins seperated at birth and only agree by accident. Justice is blind so she cannot identify her rapists. Every "crime" is essentially a "sin" and every "sin" leads to emotional, spiritual, or physical pleasure, occasionally at the expense of others. Perhaps it is wrong to bring harm to another life, but, on the other hand, how can "crime" exist without "victim"?

Having fun? Better live it up, because if a fat, white man isn't getting rich off your good time, it'll be outlawed before you've outlived it.

The Internet exists as the last bastion of freedom. Yes, such unadulterated lawlessness creates opportunity for predators, but the price of liberty is the mature realization that Good cannot exist without Evil. The process to destroy Freedom on the Internet is already well under way. "Digital Rights Management". "Trusted Computing". "Microsoft". "China".

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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News

As you may have noticed, we have been away for quite some time, lax in our duties, overtaken by the demon Life. But now we are back! We have brought with us a great many changes, some great, but many small, and an amazing array of new additions.

Please forgive us our extended absence, as it was never our intent, and certainly no pleasure, to have been away so long. We sincerely hope you can accept our heartfelt apologies, especially in light of the amount of new material now available. We have certainly not been sitting upon our laurels.

What's New?

The poetry of MRH has been both reorganized and (slightly) expanded.
A couple of fiction fragments are (finally!) available for download in pdf format.
Several new character pages have been added.
The Game rules have been reworked as an almost totally new (and hopefully improved) system. Still not ready for prime-time, but adventurous souls are encouraged to take it for a spin and provide any feedback, positive or negative.
A new, human-readable, and hopefully simple license scheme is now online!
The FAQ has been expanded and is now more annoying and (hopefully) entertaining than ever before!
The Site Map has been updated.
There is, honestly, a lot more, but we don't want to ruin all of the surprises. ;-)

What's Next?

Good question! A lot more of the same, which is, of course, to say: total randomness. We tend to work on whatever strikes our fancy from moment to moment and there is a lot more where this came from, so much that it is entirely possible a lifetime will not be enough to express it all.

We really need some help now, though. While we are beginning to learn web programming, it is not our primary area of expertise, unfortunately. Ideally, we would like to find a kind-hearted individual with a bit of spare time and a lot of skill to assist us in designing and implementing a character database and the dynamic content this will allow. Additionally, we would eventually like to see the day when users may submit their own characters to said database to share with the whole world. "Kind-hearted", by the way, can be roughly translated as "works for free". We suppose "like-minded" would be a more fitting term, as we are not getting paid for any of this and don't even care. We do this for the love of doing it and, therefore, the work is its own reward.

We would also like to, eventually, implement a bulletin board system of some sort and, possibly, a wiki area for collaborative story-telling.

Yeah, we got our work cut out for us. Now we just need to find a couple more pairs of hands to get it glued together.

A Brief Word From the Maniac Claiming Responsibility

While this site is (eternally) far from complete, we hope people enjoy whatever it is they might find here. The eventual goal, of course, is to be a complete entertainment site replete with art, fiction, interactive games, and downloads of every description. At the moment we are simply building the foundation upon which the aforementioned media empire will be built.

The Vorg (eventually) represents a living galaxy that grows and evolves daily. From interactive storylines to user-submitted additions, the Vorg galaxy will eventually encompass innumerable worlds, stories, and characters. That is correct! You, too, may share in the fame and glory of Vorg, as long as you don't mind not getting paid for any of it.

Being very nice beings, we will be giving it all away for free. Everything will be licensed so that every individual contributor is given credit for his or her own work, but everything on the site will be available to the public for the price of an Internet connection. It is possible that merchandise may be available for purchase in the future, but no amount of breath-holding will speed that up.

The Vorg is not about making money. It is about making the world a better place through entertainment.

We hope you enjoy your time here and find whatever it might be that you are looking for. If you have any questions, problems (real or imagined), find any dead links, discover orphaned pages, uncover noncompliant XHTML, or offer helpful suggestions concerning the material on this site, please contact me.

VorgSoul

Last Updated:
Friday, October 24, 2008

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